Bus Leagues Baseball

Longtime readers at Extra P’s original home, The Extrapolater, are undoubtedly familiar with his classic Porn Name All-Stars.  The feature ran just like it sounds: every so often, he would look over the rosters of college football teams in a given conference and highlight the ones that truly belonged on a porn set.

With Extra P’s blessing, I decided to attempt the same thing with independent league rosters.  Was it a rousing success?  A horrible failure?  Something in between?  You be the judge.  I do know this: if it works, you can expect to see future installments featuring affiliated leagues.  (Is Stubby Clapp still active?)

Inactive
Evan Cherry (inactive) - Alexandria Aces

Pitching Coach
Dick Such - Camden Riversharks

Left-Handed Pitchers
Adam Cox - Atlantic City Surf
Jake Upwood - Edmonton Cracker-Cats
Drew Dickinson - Gary SouthShore RailCats
Randy Leek - Long Island Ducks
Kevin Beavers - Quebec Capitales

Right-Handed Pitchers
Keegan Laycock - Bay Area Toros
Randy Dicken - Bridgeport Bluefish
Darren Sack - Camden Riversharks
BJ Litchfield - El Paso Diablos
Eric Ridener - Gateway Grizzlies
James Beever - Harlingen WhiteWings
Jeff Long - Kalamazoo Kings
Daryl Arreola - Lincoln Saltdogs
Juan Done - New Jersey Jackals
Nick Casanova - Orange County Flyers
Josh Bone - Shreveport Sports
Ronald Ball - Wichita Wingnuts
Ross Stout - Windy City Thunderbolts

Outfielders
BJ Weed - Atlantic City Surf
Logan Wood - Edinburg Coyotes
Dan Maycock - Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
Jarred Ball - Lancaster Barnstormers
Kevin Haverbusch - Long Island Ducks

Infielders
Daniel Cox - Brockton Rox
Austin Wasserman - Nashua Pride
Pat Cummins - Orange County Flyers
Brett Flowers - Reno Silver Sox
Wes Long - Windy City ThunderBolts

Catchers
Billy Cox - Pensacola Pelicana