Indy Spotlight: Return of the “Porn Name All-Stars”

Longtime readers at Extra P’s original home, The Extrapolater, are undoubtedly familiar with his classic Porn Name All-Stars.  The feature ran just like it sounds: every so often, he would look over the rosters of college football teams in a given conference and highlight the ones that truly belonged on a porn set.

With Extra P’s blessing, I decided to attempt the same thing with independent league rosters.  Was it a rousing success?  A horrible failure?  Something in between?  You be the judge.  I do know this: if it works, you can expect to see future installments featuring affiliated leagues.  (Is Stubby Clapp still active?)

Inactive
Evan Cherry (inactive) – Alexandria Aces

Pitching Coach
Dick Such – Camden Riversharks

Left-Handed Pitchers
Adam Cox – Atlantic City Surf
Jake Upwood – Edmonton Cracker-Cats
Drew Dickinson – Gary SouthShore RailCats
Randy Leek – Long Island Ducks
Kevin Beavers – Quebec Capitales

Right-Handed Pitchers
Keegan Laycock – Bay Area Toros
Randy Dicken – Bridgeport Bluefish
Darren Sack – Camden Riversharks
BJ Litchfield – El Paso Diablos
Eric Ridener – Gateway Grizzlies
James Beever – Harlingen WhiteWings
Jeff Long – Kalamazoo Kings
Daryl Arreola – Lincoln Saltdogs
Juan Done – New Jersey Jackals
Nick Casanova – Orange County Flyers
Josh Bone – Shreveport Sports
Ronald Ball – Wichita Wingnuts
Ross Stout – Windy City Thunderbolts

Outfielders
BJ Weed – Atlantic City Surf
Logan Wood – Edinburg Coyotes
Dan Maycock – Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
Jarred Ball – Lancaster Barnstormers
Kevin Haverbusch – Long Island Ducks

Infielders
Daniel Cox – Brockton Rox
Austin Wasserman – Nashua Pride
Pat Cummins – Orange County Flyers
Brett Flowers – Reno Silver Sox
Wes Long – Windy City ThunderBolts

Catchers
Billy Cox – Pensacola Pelicana

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One response to this post.

  1. Haverbusch – it works for beer and… other stuff.

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